Penis pimple

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

Penis Parmasean

Smegma baby. Also known as "Dick Cheese"

Penis Parmasean is that shit that builds up around the head of your dick.

by narclar October 30, 2008

prize penis

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.

Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!

by matteusbeus January 4, 2012

hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018

penis island

When you jerk off and get transported to the majestical 'Penis Island'

Rob: Bro, last night I jerked so hard I went to Penis Island
Rick: Bro! Fucking nice!

by robert55535 June 17, 2016

penis lord

the most mentally disabled form of a human being a.k.a. dremu

Dude 1: LOOK! He's boutta eat a fuel tank!
Dude 2: Is this the penis lord?

by dremu May 30, 2020