Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

prize penis

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.

Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!

by matteusbeus January 4, 2012

Penis Parmasean

Smegma baby. Also known as "Dick Cheese"

Penis Parmasean is that shit that builds up around the head of your dick.

by narclar October 30, 2008

Penis pimple

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

Cheetos Penis

Trump, orange, small hands, a wrinkly small cock!

Trump needs to smoke some weed! He would get the munchies, then eat his own Cheetos Penis. proving he isn't anti-gay.

by satireV February 1, 2017

penis island

When you jerk off and get transported to the majestical 'Penis Island'

Rob: Bro, last night I jerked so hard I went to Penis Island
Rick: Bro! Fucking nice!

by robert55535 June 17, 2016

hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016