KFC Water

Bad. Aids.
Actual water from KFC

That shit was straight up KFC water.

by marlxd July 8, 2021

Water

healthy and keeps you from dying

Water is heathy

by NO0o0o0oo July 4, 2023

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.

“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”

by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025

Gum Gum Water

hehe yes :( a person who is so weird you just randomly call them gum gum water

"HAH I WIN BEYUIJEHBDLKN"
"UH UH UH YOU YOU GUM GUM WATER"
"THE FUCK IS GUM GUM WATER"

by G00fb@11 May 18, 2023

water

Things that are necessary.

Kelly's attitude is so not water.

by Troy Liu July 26, 2016

Water Buffalo

A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.

Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo

by rr12 May 1, 2023