Modern Chicken

A piece of chicken that appears flat, flawless, and fresh.

"Now THAT is a piece of modern chicken. It looks nice. I don't want that other old-fashioned piece of chicken."

by hal287 April 22, 2010

Chicken Shit Mustache

A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.

Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!

by OA Tits September 5, 2011

Sore chicken gobler

when a woman is giving you dome and your ejaculating and it makes here throat sore for a day or two.

Bro I sore chicken goblered that chick last night she was whining this morning.

by allidoischickengobble November 28, 2010

chicken and chips shop

The place where u and the boys go for a cheeky bit of chicken and chips. Its owned by a pakistani immigrant

Yo lets go to the chicken and chips shop allow

by badman from endz June 2, 2020

choking my chicken

Caitlyn chapman sucking my dick

Caitlyn is like a raging bill while choking my chicken

by chowmang July 27, 2014

Chicken Shit Fag

Someone who you stop seeing who will not even acknowledge your existence and you did nothing to warrant that reaction. It ended well!

Stephen, you are a chicken shit fag!

by yayas March 9, 2009

chicken in my bed

Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction

Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!

by NAMBLA LOVER 6969 May 17, 2007