black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

by el viceo May 2, 2006

generic black guy

The black guy of the group in a tv show or movie. There is always one to prevent a racism call.

"Hey look, it's that generic black guy"

by FagbuttHooBalls March 11, 2014

black COD virus

People often catch this disease after the release of the latest Call of Duty video game. It causes people to stay home from work/school and play Call of Duty nonstop for hours or in some cases, days.

I heard Adam caught the black COD virus. He won't be in school for three days.

by steelersalltheway January 17, 2011

Black Talking Ben

Black Talking Ben is Talking Ben's brother.

Talking Ben: Ben?

Black Talking Ben: No.

by Black Talking Ben April 1, 2022

Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.

Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked

by was379 January 16, 2019

Black out menace

A person that takes 15-20 shots in short period of time then blacks out and goes on a menacing rage of drunken madness. It is usually a good night for this person because they can't remember it.

Bob: Did you hear what Joe did last night at the bar?
Megan: Yeah I heard he was a real black out menace

Joe: WOO HOO BOM LETS GO!!

by crazywon21 March 17, 2011

Black Hole Brew

Showcased on the TV show Home Movies for a beer product, however it's original inception was for a large cup of coffee with added caffeine pills. The animators for the TV show Home Movies named their coffee Black Hole Brew, later used for a beer product in the show.

It was said during the commentaries that it got its name from the popular song at the time the brew was invented, Black Hole Sun

McGuirk: "Man I can't stay awake!"
Brendon: "Here, try this Black Hole Brew"

by MovieGuy July 16, 2010