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Chut N Nut

The redneck process of committing incestual acts upon your family, which results in impregnation.
Person one: Let me fuckin' Chut N Nut sis.

The Sister: Hell yeah Cleatus I want your seed inside of me.
by MusicByPANDEMIC August 18, 2018
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bloody nut cheeks

to have blood in between your nuts and your butt cheeks
bruh you got some bloody nut cheeks like i dont even wanna suck em any more
by Fleta February 1, 2018
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Half Nut November

A branch of the infamous No Nut November challenge, but now the person can decide whether to refrain from masturbating either for the first 15 days of November or for the last 15 days of november.

Half Nut November can serve as a good "trial" period before attempting the full on No Nut November challenge the following year. This will give them the relevant experience and will give them motivation (providing successful completion of Half Nut November).
Person 1 : "Are you participating in No Nut November?"

Person 2 : "I don't want to dive into the deep end straight away so I think I might try Half Nut November this year and then No Nut November the following year."
Person 1 : "Oh alright, Baby steps man. You have my respect."
by Lwdjmalzenb November 21, 2019
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Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021
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Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 5, 2022
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Trini-deez nuts

when someone tries to say deez nuts to you. You can say Trini-deez nuts to make them turn five years old in a split second.
Friend: HAHA dragon deez nuts across your face
You: Trini-deez nuts
Friend: *turns five years old*
You: HAHAHA you're a small boy
by corn_hub January 22, 2022
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Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022
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