new year's day

Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?

New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

last week's news

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news

Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf

by Director December 11, 2007

Rapper/New age

Born on May 21st, in brooklyn, NY

Cris Cain- Rapper/New Age

by Cris Cain November 8, 2010

Out with the old, in with the new

Phrase said by chrisfix aka Torque Nazi

Said when taking an old part out, and putting a new one in

Out with the old, in with the new!

by Jnic2003 January 14, 2020

in a Hot New York second

Super Quickly with no hesitation.

Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!

by Starchylde April 17, 2015

New York Sandbag

A sex move derived from Japanese roots, in which The male partner deficates in a cup, mixes it with flour, and makes the female partner eat the feces. After that they then proceed to extensive sexual activity.

JERRY: Dood, did you bang that chick last night?
TOM: Yeah bro! I gave her a New York Sandbag, and then we banged!
JERRY: Nicee. You owned that bitch.

by 420buddy. February 21, 2011

The emperor's new clothes

It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.

Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018