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fucking shit

We're nothing to you, but we're the fucking shit in their eyes
by TR March 13, 2003
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Shit Day

Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.

Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.
Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!

Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
by KingOfTheThunderBox September 14, 2010
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shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front
Ralph is shit-nuts
by Marc December 14, 2002
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shit penis

a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
by the cooler kid September 27, 2008
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tit shit

Adj. Used to describe something of equal parts good and bad.
Hey Jon, the hottest cop pulled me over today!
No way that is tit shit.
by Dan Collier April 14, 2008
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shit fucker

adj.

1) Politicians and corporate executives who enjoy ass fucking the public.

2) when a dude sticks his nasty dick into an asshole filled with lots of shit.
e.g) That Obama is a real shit fucker...always in bed with the corporations and the queers having himself a shit fucking orgy.
by soulofthasun October 16, 2009
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shit stompers

shoes or sneakers that are in very poor condition; busted ass shoes
Ay you you need to go to the mall and get some kicks so you can get rid of them shit stompers
by Lamar and Lymeeke January 15, 2006
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