penis breath

after your asshole relieves itself of poo air penis breath arises.

One time i shit myself and magically got penis breath.

by nicholas nappy balls obrien December 20, 2003

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Window Penis

the glory hole in a window that people want to mega fuck

Dude, look at that window penis its got the nicest ass ever

by boobville April 16, 2007

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penis fillet

the point in which someone is about to blow his load when being sucked off.

bread crumbs growing on a penis

mike is a turd with a penis fillet

by Brian Ronan July 2, 2003

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penis demons

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

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Melwins Penis

People with this name always got the biggest dicks! They are amazing in the bed, All other boys is jealous and all girls like it.

Oh this guy got a big dick he got a melwins penis!

by Sweuturiano June 12, 2022

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Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

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