Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

dishwashing job

A fun experience.

Dishwashing job. Yeah, so I’ve never worked in a restaurant before. I wanted to try something new and thought it would be a fun experience.
A fun experience. Dishwashing.

by Fat crab person August 4, 2020

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

Pixel Job

In games like MMOs a pixel job is when two characters make it look like one is giving the other a sexual favor, such as a blow job.

While ERPing with each other, Dontcomplain was giving Evolution a pixel job.

by Mr1ply June 11, 2014

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

Rim Job

Slang term for a slam dunk in a basketball game.

“Hey did you see Lebron’s rim job in the game last night?”
“Yea bro!”

by superscooter233 January 30, 2018

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021