cunt-hair

a very small increment of measurement.

waitress: do you want ketchup on your eggs?
patron: just a cunt-hair

Girl 1: your gas light just came on, we should stop somewhere.

girl2: nah, we can get there on just a cunt-hair

by temple tattoo April 8, 2010

E-Cunt

Someone you dont mind in real life but over the internet there a real cunt.

Boliver;I'm a cunt
Je-ack; i no

Boliver; so are u

Je-ack; cbf having this convo

Boliver; pussy

Je-ack; Shut it u E-cunt

Boliver; no you shut up lololololololollo

by Crazy Eyes ZEE May 6, 2009

Cunt-muscle

To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

cunt gum

A thick milky substance having the look and texture of chewing gum found in some womens' vaginas.

That is an aweful smelling wad of cunt gum.

by Diva Tasha December 9, 2007

shit cunt

when a girl forgets to wipe and then the guy fucks her in the ass then fucks her in the cunt

I heard that girl got a shit cunt last night.

by Kimmy Sucksalot July 7, 2006

cunt breathe

someone whose breathe smells like pussy, because they've been eating alot of it.

person 1: O MY GOD, that dude over there has the worst cunt breathe i've ever smelled.
Person 2: Yeah, i bet he got lucky last night.

by partybear December 27, 2008

cunt nugget

A McDonalds chicken nugget that the big black lady shoved up her vagina at the begining of her shift and then served to someone at the end of her shift!

You're a fucking cunt nugget!

by CK88 December 8, 2007