Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

by Bman111 April 18, 2017

Irre Disease

Irre disease is a non contagious virus that is non fatal and causes no harm to the body. In fact the only side effect of the Irre disease is that you become irresistible in every way. Patients with this disease are extremely gorgeous and even have a great personality with a perfect sense of humor. These patients have a sort of sparkle that just makes them even more amazing. Although there is no cure for the Irre disease you do not have to worry because the only being in the galaxy with this disease is Angel Hermosillo. Like I previously stated it is not contagious and no one else can ever get this disease.

"Angel Hermosillo has had the Irre Disease since the day she was born"

by Willard Hewitt July 31, 2017

Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.

Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.

by Papa T January 26, 2021

bummy disease

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.

karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”

steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”

by big keelungus January 19, 2019

Vesaolikur disease

Vesaolikur disease is a disease caught by giving the dog "Duke" the fabled ball

Person 1: Bro im so mad im gonna give duke the ball
Person 2: YOU CANT! You'll catch Vesaolikur disease.

by Adam D Fan July 3, 2021