hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.

Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash

by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011

Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

by ctrl-x October 7, 2021

Smashing Pumpkins

In response to definition #7, there was officially no "The" in the name of the band (as far as the print on album covers) until the release of Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness in 1995. You're not clever, guy.

"What's the best album of all time, d00d?"

"Why, it's Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins, of course!"

"Thx!"

by Flappy McDappy April 6, 2005

Smash Brother

A friend so close that, whenever neither of you have a girl to perform sexual activities with, you two agree to help each other out and do the job.

"Yeah man, Jonah and I have known each other since pre-school. We've decided to become Smash Brothers as of lately."

by JHero September 8, 2015

Full smash

a massive night out with the lads with no defined finishing time, unlimited larger consumption and scant regard for any tasks or responsibilities that need to be adhered to the next day. Generally the premise of the out of town worker

-you out on Thursday?
-too right, full smash!
-but what about all that cable we've got to install on Friday?
-i couldn't give a f**k!

by rufus_o'reilly August 17, 2016

smash guts

v. To bang or have sex.

That dude went on vacation to Tijuana to smash guts for a week straight.

by Michael Halsey May 24, 2006

Smashing off

To knock someone off the road with your car.

I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.

My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.

by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009