shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Shirt Jingo

Noun: A shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. Female version of the "shirt cock".

Stacey: "What the hell am I supposed t wear to a Bottomless Party?"

Stacey's loose friend Sherry: "Duh, a Shirt Jingo!"

by Team Discovery April 8, 2012

un-shirt

a cross between an actual shirt and a bra

that is not a shirt; it is an un-shirt; how many times do I have to tell you?!?!?

by 00awesome July 19, 2021

vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.

Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?

by Kavanor June 9, 2021

Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

by CPRT October 24, 2022

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018