Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the homophobemug. "yo, jeremy thinks gay people are bad, what do you think about that?"
"dude, thats totally homophobic of him, we should talk to him about that"
"dude, thats totally homophobic of him, we should talk to him about that"
by nosysxel April 23, 2022
Get the homophobicmug. by someone who has a father June 9, 2022
Get the Homophobemug. me
Me: Man I hate gay people!
Blue Haired Person: You Homophobe Bigot!
(This is a joke do not cancel me liberals)
Blue Haired Person: You Homophobe Bigot!
(This is a joke do not cancel me liberals)
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) October 6, 2023
Get the Homophobemug. a sad, angry little fucker who has nothing better to do than make the people around them just as miserable as they are.
probably is deep in the closet and just jealous of queer freedom
probably is deep in the closet and just jealous of queer freedom
by maddi lol April 22, 2022
Get the homophobemug. by Arrow Looper January 4, 2024
Get the Homophobicmug. Guy 1: hey look over there a gay person
Guy 2: ahhhhh-
Guy 1: I'm just kidding dude calm down
Guy 2: dude, I'm homophobic don't do that you know gay people give me the willies
Guy 2: ahhhhh-
Guy 1: I'm just kidding dude calm down
Guy 2: dude, I'm homophobic don't do that you know gay people give me the willies
by Jeijah February 1, 2021
Get the Homophobicmug.