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Kentucky fondue

After anal sex, the act of dipping one's testicles into partner's anal cavity and coating the scrotum in fecal matter.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.
"So while I was balls deep in Kimberly's ass last night, I figured I may as well follow it up with a Kentucky fondue. Her breath still smells. I'm never calling her again."
by Cletus T Judd August 4, 2008
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kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).
"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."
by Indian Charlie May 17, 2006
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Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.
Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.
by Dan April 14, 2009
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Kentucky Derby

In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."
"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"

"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"
by Wilshire89 May 2, 2010
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kentucky crowbar

Usually found in the state of Kentucky, but may happen near you. It is the act of your sister using your boner for leverage while she is licking your asshole.
I had raging morning wood after breakfast so my sister gave me the Kentucky Crowbar .
by Trust in Beezer. May 30, 2016
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Kentucky plug

When your girl is on her period without a tampon so you just stick a thumb in it
Stacy ran outta tampons so I just gave her the good ole Kentucky plug
by Jackstifer Burtain May 20, 2021
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The Kentucky Thumb

When you shove your thumb so far up you significant others vaginal cavity they will no longer have a menstrual cycle for a minimum of 6 months
Friend:Hey I heard you gave the Mrs. The Kentucky Thumb

Response:Yeah we'll be good for half a year
by The Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
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