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booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.
My Jew friend has a large booger tent.
by Allthejunk987 January 5, 2017
mugGet the booger tentmug.

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.
Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.
by Delcapslock September 19, 2017
mugGet the taint boogermug.

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.
"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."
by porkobobbo October 13, 2022
mugGet the booger munchermug.

mascara booger

after you wipe or wash your mascara off the access of the mascara will be wet in a little "booger" form in the inner corner of your eye.

ps. super fun to pick out!!!
"omg i had the biggest mascara booger in my eye after i washed my face last night."
by RoseBud April 18, 2015
mugGet the mascara boogermug.

cruz booger

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.
by coobpig August 11, 2016
mugGet the cruz boogermug.

free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge
Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
mugGet the free boogermug.

Booger-storage

A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.
"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"
by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Booger-storagemug.

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