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The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox

the ACTUALLY HAPPENED youtube channel didn’t actually happen and the removal of it did actually happen but what did and what did not actually happen and was it all planned, setting you in a loop, thus the paradox
Some Person: wait the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel was removed and that actually happened. wait so did it actually happen?

other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.

Some Person: ???
by JustMilk June 12, 2020
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baby bear paradox

whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right
The name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.
by Benwashere October 9, 2016
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Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.
I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023
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space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox
by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009
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7 people paradox

When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"
Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?

Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?

Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
by ChadVon July 17, 2021
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The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
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