Pumpkin Monkey

Someone being goofy, silly, jack ass, dumb, idiot

-- Scott, shut up ya pumpkin monkey!

-- I'm sick of Brody acting like a pumpkin monkey

by HoffAloff August 15, 2018

Pumpkin Scoop

When a girl is bent over and vigorously finger banged from behind in a scooping manner.

Damn did you see that girl squirt when I was pumpkin scooping her?

I hear Lindsey loves getting pumpkin scooped. She's badass.

by hunter December 23, 2016

pumpkin blonde

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.

"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"

by LegallyBlond November 17, 2015

Pumpkin pain

When a Halloween decoration attacks you.

Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!

by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

pumpkin love

The act of having sex with a pumpkin.

jimmy intends to make a fresh pie as soon as he shows his pumpkin some "pumpkin love".

by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017

ass pumpkin

big poops

guy one: "ass pumpkin"

by milkymcmilk February 26, 2018