portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

by Shile July 12, 2007

breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016

Mario's breakfast

A breakfast dish which consists of two hot dogs each split open like a canoe and filled with an egg cooked over easy garnished with some dill and a side of sliced tomatoes.

Yo Mario's breakfast got Maria puking!

by UrbanRussianPirateHooker March 11, 2021

Slag's Breakfast

A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.

I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?

by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022