When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014
Get the soggy baconmug. A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”
You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”
You: “A wet cappuccino.”
You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”
You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
Get the Soggy Sombreromug. Similar to a 'Soggy Sao' - only the fluids are from a male and a female, and the the Sao is a sleeping friend.
When one wakes up feeling sticky after sharing a swag with friends.
'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'
'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'
by blt87 December 9, 2022
Get the Soggy Stevenmug. A wet finger in the coin slot.
by djfantasy July 4, 2011
Get the Soggy Salmug. by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023
Get the soggy hatmug. Slide a finger across your wet and slimy taint(wiping along the ball sac is recommended), then while looking your victim in the eye and slide it into their ear.
by Josho117 April 22, 2022
Get the Soggy Joshomug. by Shy Meme August 7, 2016
Get the soggy controllermug.