get kirked

practicing the preachings on the preacher

"I fully acknowledge and admit when you allow gun ownership, you're gonna have gun deaths. There is a cost to liberty."

"counting or not counting gang violence?"

... get kirked LOL

by fuhdakkk September 16, 2025

Charlie Kirked

Getting hit in the left side of the neck. Potentially by a penetrating object

Did you hear that Mike got Charlie Kirked last week by a baseball.

by Beeeeannnnns September 10, 2025

Kirked

When someone gets shot across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Kirked

To get shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025