Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"

Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle

by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016

The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.

Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?

by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009

Southie Turtle

a defensive action taken by a combatant who is being kicked and beaten by a gang of hoodlums, a crawling fetal position, crawling on your knees and elbows with tucked head being protected by arms and hands. Named after the neighborhood of South Boston (Southie), MA, whose youth gangs were known for being street toughs and trouble makers. In street fights, they would set upon their foes in numbers, booting & stomping them as they tried to crawl to safety.

Outnumbered five to one as soon as the fight broke out, Hubert covered up in a Southie Turtle to minimize damage to his face and private areas.

by White_Boy_Awesome September 13, 2010

Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.

by Big Grinder June 28, 2019

turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014