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The juice isn’t worth the squeeze. 

The reward is not worth the effort.
She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

fap worthy

Means porn pictures or regular hot pictures of a hot guy or girl thats worth masturbating to.
Girl: Hey I got my modelin pix.

Boy: DaYUM WOMAN! These fine pictures of you are fap worthy!
fap worthy by anthone February 6, 2006

If it's not worth it, don't do it. 

A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.
-I will do something.

-Well if it's not worth it, don't do it.

iTunes Worthy

A term used after an American Idol performance meaning that you would be willing to buy the contestant's song via iTunes.
When Adam Lambert sang "Mad World" I knew it was iTunes Worthy.

Worthless piece of shit 

Me
Worthless piece of shit means me , myself and I :)

Worthington's Law 

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.
Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.