Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.
Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.
The excess weight a person gains over the course of the winter months. This normall starts around Christmas and progresses through January and February. People tend to gain winter weight when over holidays where food is abundant and also gain weight in order to survive in the cold weather. Winter weight is shedded during the spring time and is gone before summer.
Girl 1: Now that it's spring I've got to hit the gym.
Girl 2: I know. I've got to shed some winter weight if I'm going to be bikini ready for this summer.
A female who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's basic needs. The most contemptuous type of relationship in which a boy whispers sweet-nothings into a girls ear before disappearing for several days without explanation, bringing gifts, slowly objectifying her, treating her as a human condom, eventually terminating the affair when the weather improves or when he has found a suitable replacement.
Distinctive pattern of a winter wife:
- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home - Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing