weekend wednesday 

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

weekend wednesday by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010

Ash-stinence Wednesday 

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

Ash-stinence Wednesday by Holy G February 21, 2010

bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.

Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"

bad mom wednesday by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 May 25, 2012

wednesday thursday friday 

1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion

Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.

Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.

Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class

wednesday thursday friday by diddy784 August 3, 2007

wine wednesday 

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout

wine wednesday by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014

wednesday 13

Singer Joseph Poole, Born 1976.
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )

Wednesday 13 is one of the greatest singers this world has known

wednesday 13 by Jonny Bush May 22, 2007

Wednesday Waitress 

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

Wednesday Waitress by Adamorals May 27, 2009