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Backstreet Waterboys 

The Backstreet Waterboys is a term referring to a small gang within the Triads of Hong Kong. The Backstreet Waterboys are relatively unknown, although there are rumors that they are rising in numbers.

As rumor has it, the Backstreet Waterboys travel in groups with numbers ranging from 7 to as many a 15. The members are easy to spot due to their gym shorts and sandals, as well as a lack of a shirt. The leader is always marked with a white beach towel that hangs off his neck like a scarf.

Their crimes range from petty larceny to murder and assassination. They always attack in "packs" with modified boxcutters and switchblades.

All that is known of the structure is this:

1.) "The Coach" - Supposedly one leader at the top, however most Hong Kong residents believe this really to refer to a sort-of council.

2.) The Refs - The guards of the Coach. Usually law enforcement.

3.) The Realdogs - The bosses of the underbosses - they filter info to the Refs...supposedly. Some rumors float around here in Hong Kong that there are as many as 5 layers between the Realdogs and the Refs.

4.) The Underdogs/Underbosses - The bosses of the groups that commit the crimes detailed before. Easy to find due to the white beach towel.

5.) The Rookies - The men under the underbosses. It should be mentioned that the underbosses have a great amount of autonomy in how they treat their rookies, as well as how they are promoted.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about the Backstreet Waterboys?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the towel dudes right? In Hong Kong?"
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waterboring 

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.
John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.
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Waterbody 

Waterbody is person, place or thing that is comprised of mostly water which includes lakes, rivers, streams and humans.
Example 1: Look at all the pollution in the river; that waterbody needs some cleaning up.

Example 2: My wife sweats a lot while working out; Oh I failed to mention she is one hot waterbody.
Waterbody by Lakeboy April 20, 2010

Waterboys 

A hilarious Japanese movie about a group of high school boys who take up synchronized swimming. Made in 2001, it spawned a TV series in Japan by the same name.
Waterboys, a great movie to watch, no matter what language you speak.
Waterboys by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Waterbucketing 

Where you put a bucket on a zip line, you get in the bucket, and you zip to school. New technology kids!
I go waterbucketing to school every day.
Waterbucketing by UDGoddess May 27, 2018

Waterburger

See Whataburger.

The Brown communities term for Whataburger.
Shi, man. I'm Starvin.' Let's get some Waterburger.
Waterburger by Joe May 30, 2004

Dirty Waterbuffalo

When a person is not paying attention you walk up behind them and pee on the back of their leg.
Dude: My dad was drunk so i gave him a dirty waterbuffalo!

Other dude: Really?! i just gave my dog a dirty waterbuffalo!
Dirty Waterbuffalo by listofcraig December 23, 2008