Tweeting 

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

Tweeting by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017

tweeting jesus 

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

tweeting jesus by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

moon tweeting 

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

moon tweeting by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Ambien Tweeting 

-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.

“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr

Ambien Tweeting by cryjustice June 12, 2018

Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.

A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.

Clown tweeting by IamHanFei January 18, 2021

Tweetie pie 

Twitter term of endearment. Coined by @missmircea on Dec 17, 2011

Hey @KanyeWest, you are my tweetie pie and you don't even know it #DaTruth

Tweetie pie by twooth_tweller January 5, 2012

Inside Tweeting 

When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.

50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:

"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."

Inside Tweeting by Carbomb January 18, 2011