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The raging octopus 

1. When you have rough sex with your balls taped together, while smacking your partner in the face with your tennis balls. Most commonly done in Indian relationships.
Wife: "Honey, lets do the raging octopus"
Husband: "LETS GO TO THE OCTO-CAVE!"

Octopus at the cock buffet 

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

octopus to the face 

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.
Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

Octopus Brigade, The 

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.
Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!
Octopus Brigade, The by Jenny December 30, 2003