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Swag Deflectors 

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.
Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.
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Swag Drag 

Someone so uncool they bring everyone else down with them
Swag Drag by swagdrag_1 December 31, 2017

Swag-dang-diggler 

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth
That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler
Swag-dang-diggler by Davedale August 4, 2019

swag daddy swag king

a person who is usually 12 and thinks they are thug as fuck but really looks like a faggot
mannnn that kids a swag daddy swag king

swag doll 

a girl with alot of swag
I like your ugg boots swag doll.
swag doll by birdmanrock March 24, 2011

swag deficent 

joe: did you see that{bamma}joe?
moe: jeah, he swag deficent homie!
swag deficent by hrm smk October 22, 2010

Pretty boy swag discount 

Noun-
1. a discount given to someone who has good looks or has a "pretty boy swag"
2. Something that is received for free as a privilege for having swag
Hey can I get the pretty boy swag discount on this pair of jeans?