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StarFucked! 

The act of getting screwed over by a starbucks employee on your way to work or somewhere were starbucks coffee is an absolute necessity. Because we all know that starbucks employees really care about the difference between mocha latte and a regular latte.
Sue: LIke i was on my way to a early bird special sale at kohls and so i figured id get a double mocha latte. and the stupid guy gave me a dark mocha espresso wit whipped cream.

Lil. god what an insensitive jerk.
Sue: yeah he totally StarFucked! me.
StarFucked! by CHOCOLISHISH July 6, 2009
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sacsucker 

While getting a blow job the performer places one or both testicles in his oe her mouth and sucks them
Oh baby your are a good blowjob but your a great sacsucker
sacsucker by Chickenman June 12, 2003

starfucked 

1.diss’ed during a celebrity encounter
2. when a commoner has sex with a celebrity
Omg! She partied with the band and got starfucked by .......”!
starfucked by stoneham June 4, 2018

Samsucker 

Similar to a bootlicker, this is an individual who has a vested and extracurricular interest in submitting to authority, specifically the united states government (i.e. uncle Sam). They are the type to get ass-raped and further submit to humiliation by sucking off the bloody cock.
Elon Musk talks a big game against the SEC but his company's subsidies, engagement with cancel culture, and requests for regulation make him more of a samsucker by his actions.
Samsucker by sovereign69420 July 19, 2021

Starfucker 

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
Starfucker by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Starbuckser 

The person that comes to mind when you are in a Starbucks buying coffee because you know they wouldn't miss the chance of being there at Starbucks with you.
I wish my Starbuckser was here.
Starbuckser by Bisi Sous Panda August 20, 2015

starfucker 

Jac Vanek
Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.
starfucker by olookatu August 7, 2008