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action sports 

Action Sports is a term used to encapsulate a group of individual sports on a continuum from leisure to adrenaline pulsating, such as BMX, Snowboarding, Skateboarding, Surfing, Mt. Biking, Skiing, Wakeboarding, Motocross, and any sport that derived from the core, which could include Wakesurfing or Stand-Up Paddling. Action Sport athletes include Shaun White, Travis Pastrana, Rob Dyrdek, Parks Bonifay, Tony Hawk, Dave Mirra. Action Sports can be executed in the back yard and all the way to the Olympics. Most often action sport's athletes are showcased in the X Games & Dew Tour.
The most sick action sport is surfing bruh!

The craziest action sport's super star is Travis Pastrana because he does nac-nac back flips from one sky scraper to the next.

Action Sports are like my therapy bruh.

Wii sports matt 

So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer
I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing

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Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.

So, how about that local sports team? 

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing
Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

sportsing 

A generic term referring to he act of playing a sport.
"You guys were sportsing pretty hard out there."

"We sportsed our best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing pretty hard too, and they scored even more points."