Shmoe 

It means fat hairy sausage

"Whoa look at that Shmoe!"
"Thats one big Shmoe you got there,"
"Man! Look at your Shmoe!"
"His Shmoe is well big!"

Shmoe by X_Doigy October 9, 2006

shmo 

see also shme any person or thing relating to the ultimate in laziness, in other words the verbal shrug

"where do you want to go?"
"shmo"

shmo by mary magdalene December 13, 2004

shmo 

a smo is a combination of a sluty and hoe so if ur around ur parents and you need to talk about that bitch from school just call her a shmo they won't have any idea what you are talking about

girl 1- "that girl is such a shmo for stealing my george"
girl 2- "ino if i was that much of a shmo i would kill myself"

shmo by up yous August 18, 2008

shmog 

verb; to be bothersome, to wrong do someone, or do something that wasn't at a good time.

justus - you guys are all fags and i'm gonna go be sicker and have more money than all of you

saffren-way to shmog on everyone justus, u faggot.

shmog by Jdawgpunkrocker November 19, 2007

Shmoi 

The name given to someone after a stupid or mildly insulting statement.

"Who's Heckler?" - Heckler's not a person you shmoi!
"Your pulling my hair out of its sockets!" -Shmoi
"Send her back to Battersea Dogs Home"

"She's a blonde bombsite."

Shmoi by Joseph Till August 20, 2011

Shmo Toe 

When your socks are so frumpy that you can't even tell that you have toes.

You're socks are so frumpy, you've got shmo toe.

Shmo Toe by Dykoon May 12, 2014

Shmo 

A term used in online gaming to confuse a troll when they send you a inflamitory messages. The word has no meaning . First used by muddystingray42 on Xbox One during rainbow six seige ranked match.

Them: You team sucks dick
You: Shmo

Shmo by Muddystingray February 27, 2017