Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

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Rooty that booty

Alternative of saying "Tap that ass".
Making love to a lady with an attractive behind.

"Man, I am going to Rooty that booty tonight!"

"Sandra has such a great bum, I just want to rooty her booty...!"

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Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back

He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty

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To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.

Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

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Tracking device used by Community Corrective Services to track offenders in and around their homes.

Hey cus, look st my new Rooty Hill Rolex they gave me, since being out of prison.

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