tps report 

In software development, a TPS Report is a quality assurance document that stands for "Testing Procedure Specification". This report is part of the IEEE 829 standards.

However, in the modern cubicle culture, TPS is an acronym meaning "Totally Pointless Stuff", which was made famous in the movie Office Space. TPS Reports are meaningless pieces of documentation that must be filled out but that nobody reads.

As an inside joke, many cubicle workers have duped their managers into renaming their routine status reports as "TPS reports" under the guise of other acroyms such as "Time and Productivity Status"

Our weekly TPS reports were filled with context-free grammer

tps report by Bernie Klinder August 3, 2005

Updated Autopsy Report 

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

Updated Autopsy Report by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022

cummer's remorse 

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.

Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.

cummer's remorse by waterzworld February 1, 2010

Cummer's Remorse  

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.

"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "

Cummer's Remorse by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009

book report 

A sadistic "project" given to students by teachers in the hope that they will learn something from it. Although students are expected to work on these reports for long periods of time, they can usually be completed in one day with help from spark notes, wikipedia, or other websites.

"Hey Dylan did you start your book report yet?"
"Nah I think I'm going to use spark notes the night before it's due."

book report by Fastorian June 19, 2008

report the loss 

A phrase used after beating an opponent in an online game where defeats are reported by hand.

"We just owned your asses. Report the loss bitches."

report the loss by GuywithGUN September 3, 2006

Book Report 

Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.

Bob: I can't wait for vacation!

Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-

Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.

Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?

Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.

Book Report by BonelessJohn February 17, 2021