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When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass-Gremlin)
"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"
Poopsicle by Zachary Allen November 12, 2008
A tasty, chocolaty, morsel that comes out fresh and warm, but served frozen.
Bo's favorite snack is a poopsicle... but he usually likes them after they've melted a little.
poopsicle by jackstack November 1, 2007
When a pigeon poops on a roof and the poop falls over the edge but as it falls,it freezes. Similiar to an icile
Look that pigeon made a poopsicle

popsickle 

When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.
The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.
popsickle by danclay February 4, 2008
a chocalety substance that comes out of the anal area that goes on a stick and put in either the refridgerator or freezer and is good for anytime.
we have winterfrsh and mint poopsicle
poopsicle by jack October 23, 2003
1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.
1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.
Poopsicle by Prpldrnk June 28, 2009