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muskie blast 

after a male busts a load in a female's mouth and she swallows it he then proceeds to cover her mouth with his hand and punch her in the throat so that the semen will come out her nose.
the last time I came in a girl's mouth, she went "umm delicious" but I felt she was not worthy of my semen so I karate chopped her in the throat and the next thing I know the spunk sprayed out of her nostrils. This is a muskie blast.
muskie blast by Tim Reynolds January 2, 2008
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Shazbot Munkie 

Hello for G.W. Bush a.k.a. the monkeyboy who speaks in an alien toungue.Also the name of the title track from the album by Strangefire.
Shazbot Munkie!..how are you today? How do you plan to screw up our lives any more than they already are?
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Mud; usually combined with at least 50% animal waste such as pig poop, horse puckey, bull shit, elephant dung, rabbit pellets, etc.
♪ The Candyman makes, ♪
♪ Everything he bakes, ♪
♪ Really really fucking yucky. ♪
♪ You'll end up knee-deep in muckie, ♪
♪ What a big load of horse puckey! ♪
muckie by Telephony September 29, 2019

Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.
Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.
Fuck Yo Munkie by iamyouduck November 29, 2009
A shortened version for saying mother fuckin.
Bobby won't stay the hell out of my mufkin fridge.
Mufkin by yomommadntknowme September 28, 2012
When some one has a crazy good nap or aka (power nap) occasionally lasting over a hour long. Mufken naps are the best naps, they are the naps that u wake up and instantly want to do Gradge karate!

Think u just took a Mufken nap?

Did it last over a hour ?

Was the nap on a friday?

Was the nap on a couch?

Did u have thoughts u did meth last night?

If all answered yes then u just took a mufken nap!
Dude i just took a mufken nap!
mufken by krazyzaza December 4, 2009

Big Muskie's Bucket

A sexual act in which a man gives himself an enema with Margarita Mix and blasts the discharge into a woman's face and/or mouth.
First you Strip Mine a girl, then you give her the Big Muskie's Bucket.