Magestic Marmot 

Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.

My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.

Magestic Marmot by offdhook September 14, 2011

majestic peen 

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

majestic peen by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

Majestic teabag 

Getting tea bagged by a person dressed like royalty especially a prince

I was at the renaissance fair and the prince gave the jester a majestic teabag after the sword fight

Majestic teabag by fester789 October 14, 2018

dirty majestic beard 

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's

Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard

dirty majestic beard by Majestic Beard June 13, 2019

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram 

One of the greatest man alive.

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram by Nizma March 22, 2021

Majestic 

An amazing person who does all she can for anyone that means something to her such as family and friends

Oh look its majestic look at her 😍

Majestic by Rebel420yall July 9, 2018

Majestic Unicorn 

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.

I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.

Majestic Unicorn by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014