Most beautiful girl in the world. I love and will always love her. She's mine so fuck the fuck off. Big titties, small but nice ass. Short but cute as hell. Annoying but can make you life. Get a Melinda but not my Melinda.
Melinda is a kind of friend that will stick with you through thick and thin. She is loyal. She can accomplish anything she puts her mind to, determination is what she possess. Melinda has a temper and it is wise not to mess with her unless you want to be seriously hurt. She gets attached very easily and refuses to give up.Some people say she's fake but you will never meet someone as real as her. Most Beautiful Girl in the world. Loves to giggle a lot. Blushes when you give her compliments. Very sweet and Short. adorable and is the greatest girlfriend ever. Absolutely gorgeous.
An alien from the planet Sweden who was sent to earth with the mission of destroying humanity. However, Erik failed his mission when he fell in love with the human's trampoline contraption, he now spends his days jumping on his beloved trampoline. His race consists only of Drunks and Computer Geeks.