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cultural distraction 

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.
"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.
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Culturally Confused 

Confusing a common cultural mainstay with another culture altogether.
Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"

Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."
Culturally Confused by MegnKen April 16, 2010

Cultural cross-pollination 

It’s basically influence but go watch trash taste Episode 23
Man bro that’s some great cultural cross-pollination

Cultural appropriation 

The idiotic conflation of culture with racism. Essentially the absurd belief that the cultural exchange that has served to enrich humanity throughout all of human history is wrong because racists exist.
SJW: OMG, look at that white girl with dreadlocks! That's cultural appropriation!
Sane individual: Eat a bag of dicks.
Cultural appropriation by Gubless September 10, 2016

Cultural Enrichment Stick 

The name an Islamic rapists penis.
Mohammed used his cultural enrichment stick to culturally enrich his European host

Cultural Slave 

The proposition of continuous self-disenfranchisement within a culture. To iterate or inculcate the notion that a free person must define themselves as a non-free person (or slave) to honor, adhere to, or represent their culture.
Young African Americans are discouraged from seeking educational and vocational opportunity in life so as to keep them as slaves to their culture, and keep them trapped as cultural slaves.
Cultural Slave by Bart C. November 1, 2005

Cultural Hipster 

Taking self-esteem from having gained trivial knowledge of a foreign culture, and using that knowledge to act pompous or superior to others.
Mary: Most American's would never eat goose liver.
Dave: Please stop being a cultural hipster.