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Celia is the most beautiful girl that everyone wants to be with and whoever she chooses to be with her is the luckiest guy in the world. She has the curse of being so cute that so many people get attracted to her and constantly try to get her for themselves, so the chance of being with her is very small. That one person that succeeds must be very lucky indeed.
I feel like the greatest man in the world because everyone wants Celia but I got her for myself.
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culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.
His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.
culinary columbine by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009
Related Words
culiá culiado culian Culiandanga Culiao culiar sapo culiao celia celian cilia
Celia is a magical person who will make you love her more and more. As friends, she is someone wonderful who will always be by your side to support and encourage you. As a couple, it will make your other relationships look mediocre. Celia is an athletic girl, full of energy, cheerful, who makes everyone happy with her presence, funny without trying, nice, affectionate and full of wisdom. In her heart there is only room for love, but you better not make her angry if you don't want to see her true fury. In private, Celia is a woman who prefers to please her partner rather than receive it. She loves to see her boyfriend/girlfriend enjoy with her hands and her mouth. She is very sensual, and she will know you perfectly, which will mean that there is no pleasure that equals hers. If a Celia kicks you out of her life, it's because you've done something wrong, and if you lose one Celia, let me tell you that you've made the worst mistake of your life.
-Have you meet Celia?
+Yeah, I wonder where had she been all my life
Celia by pumpkinprincess09 October 25, 2020

Culiandanga 

Colombian definition for 'let's fuck till it hurts'
extreme sex session, stopping only for water.

See Also:
Culear
Tirar
"Anoche me fui de Culiandanga..."

"Se armo la culiandanga !!... todos a tirar.."
Culiandanga by Diego M. September 10, 2005

celiac disease 

An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.

If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.

If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.

Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
celiac disease by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
Apparently texting-speak for "atleast". That is, without any space. If you type in 2853277, because you're too dumb to know 'at least' is two words, the phone apparently suggests 'culdart' to you. This editor uses proper keyboards to communicate, but knows people who actually use this like a real word on myspace and such.
im so lonley but culdart i have my teddy bear lolz!!
culdart by ColdFusion September 3, 2009

Culinary emo 

Someone who is constantly hurting themselves in the kitchen because of their lack of culinary prowess.
Brooke sucks at cooking; she always burns her hand on the stove. What a culinary emo.
Culinary emo by KieraRose January 30, 2010