crunching numbers 

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

crunching numbers by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

crunchtastic 

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

crunchtastic by jack spencer October 5, 2003

Crunchgasm 

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.

I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!

Crunchgasm by Troy Harris February 13, 2009

Crunchilishious 

1.when something is undeniably ownage.

2.to eat something undeniably crunchy.

1. That shit is crunchilishious

2. dam those nuggets are mighty crunchilishious!

Crunchilishious by opraah July 17, 2007

Taco-crunching 

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

Taco-crunching by Almagest June 29, 2011

crunchwrap supreme 

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer

that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme

crunchwrap supreme by sgt mo January 7, 2009

popped my bag of wheat crunchies 

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

popped my bag of wheat crunchies by Ogami June 4, 2007