Coworker 

Morons you must tolerate in order to receive payment for your labor. It's typically 50/50 whether you get good or crap coworkers. The step up from "classmates" when you enter the adult world.

Oftentimes, you must interact with your coworkers like how you would a kid or teenager, because oftentimes most of them have not matured past that point.

Coworker by A Human Male May 26, 2025

Annoying Coworker 

Jordan

Melissa gets to slap Jordan on annoying coworker day.

Annoying Coworker by StickIt October 19, 2019

Ex-Coworker with Benefits 

Like friends with benefits but between two people who were previously coworkers. Also known as ECWB.

Not to be confused with Coworkers with Benefits

“Hey Ashley, since we matched on Hinge, would that make us ECWB if we banged?”

“ECWB? What’s that?”

“Ex-Coworker with Benefits, obviously. It’s a new lingo.”

Ex-Coworker with Benefits by Geplenruy May 18, 2021

Best Coworker 

Cynthia from Risse Brothers School Uniforms

The Best Coworker that Jonathan had at work was Cynthia.

Best Coworker by obviouslytherealwebsterdiction October 12, 2023

Long distance coworkers 

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

Long distance coworkers by ginabun April 14, 2022

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

national dress up like your coworker by gcage June 14, 2023

cookery

Feltching? Shrimping?

"I'm a gay 19/m. I like bondage, cookery, cut, domination, and leather"

cookery by lillllll December 29, 2003