dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

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old mans cock

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

old mans cock by ROO30 August 13, 2006

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a dick that is more then 12 inches that is found on black men

did you know a black mans cock hangs from the side of his legs that look like a giant tumor

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White people that look even whiter after saying things like Eye-talian, Expresso, Mayrio, and Pahstah.

Mangia-cock in a cafe: “oh hello Mayrio, I’ll order a small EXpresso”

Me: “fuckin’ mangia-cock....”

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White people who sound even whiter saying words like EXpresso, Eye-talian, mayrio, and PAhstah

Mangos-cock: “I LOVE EXpresso!! And super Mayrio brothers!!! He’s Eyetalian!!!!!”

Me: what a fuckin mangia-cock....

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a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"

hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great

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n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

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