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disney Channel

A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things
Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!

I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time
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Chadney'd 

1: to ruin the structure, organic existence, or condition of.

2 : to put an end to the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it.

3: to bring to a complete end the physical soundness, existence, or usefulness of.

4: to bring destruction to (something) through violent action.

5: the state or fact of being rendered nonexistent, physically unsound, or useless.

6: reduce (an engine or place) to a state of decay, collapse, or disintegration.

7: to make a mistake

8: to make or do (something) in a clumsy or unskillful way.

9: a word describing something in a state of disrepair.

An insult most commonly uttered through the lips of a close friend who has witnessed you in an epic struggle or mistake of some sort.

When you've made something so bad and broken it cannot be fixed.

SYNONYMS OF ''CHADNEY'D''
annihilate, decimate, demolish, desolate, destroy, devastate, pulverize, smash, vaporize, ruin, exterminate, obliterate, waste, wreck, abolish, extinguish, botch, bobble, bollix (up), boot, bugger (up), bumble, bungle, butcher, mishandle, mistake, nuke, blunder, fubar, fucked, fluff, foul up, fumble, goof (up), screwed, screw up, slip up, stumble, trip
1-Alex really chadney'd his engine.

2-the engine had been chadney'd by Alex.

3-a huge fire that chadney'd an entire city block.

4-he chadney'd his engine by repeatedly banging rev limiter.

5-a vicious bombardment that left the EJ in ruins.

6-that fender is fully chadney'd.

7-wow he really chadney'd that that attempt at a Scandinavian flick.

8-he chadney'd that so bad he got a DNF

9-that engine has been chadney'd for so long I think its just a pile of scrap metal now.
Chadney'd by sskibb September 29, 2019

changing the channel 

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.
These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!
Someone who frequently visits "that website" or one of the other chans.
You go on *beep*chan? Wow, i didnt know you were a channer too!
Channer by Cant be traced September 15, 2009

the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.
True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.

Disney Channel

A channel that you can't get rid of.
Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!
Disney Channel by kyle 230 August 9, 2009