celebrity 

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

celebrity by truth January 29, 2004

White Girl Celebrity Exception

When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.

Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.

White Girl Celebrity Exception by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011

celebrity deathmatch 

A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.

Celebrity deathmatch is Fucmin hillarious!

celebrity deathmatch by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS) 

It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.

Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.

Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk

Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS) by Psyco6 April 5, 2012

Celebrective memory 

Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.

Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."

Celebrective memory by Mijo May 27, 2012

Semi-celebrity 

someone who isn't an instantly recognisable celebrity but isn't one of the masses. Someone that has some sort of celebrity status but their status is temporary - like someone who is on Big Brother or a weather girl or a drag queen

That guy is the guy who just got evicted from Big Brother - he's such a semi-celebrity.

I feel like Im a semi-celebrity

You think you're a celebrity, but you're a nobody...not even a semi-celebrity

She is sooooo semi-celebrity

Semi-celebrity by Simon Daniele August 7, 2005

celebrity 

The reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don't need and they get millions of dollars for. 90% of America's wealth belongs to 1% of the population. If these people weren't so spoiled and gave some money to the poor, we might not have as many bums and hobos and families on the streets.

Celebrities are worthless.

celebrity by anonymous January 1, 2005