Person with a very large heart. Tries her best to always please others, although sometimes falls short in the kitchen. Majority of her culinary creations, while usually look mouth watering, lack in the flavor department. The best way approach the bethinator in this situation is to calmly offer some constructive criticism. Never cross her the wrong way though, serious repercussions will arise. Never spill anything sticky on the floor. If this accident happens be sure to clean immediately before she notices. Remember her vision is based on messes, clutter, and horse play.
diesel sit! I need to wipe your paws. You cant make a mess or the bethinator will see.
The act of blowing past your typical alcohol limit like a racehorse and ending up facedown or toilet-bound before 11PM.
Luke: "Hey fam, have you seen Nick?"
Seth:"Oh dude, hes been Betnarring. Hes been in the backyard drinking from the sprinkler and crying since beer number 18."
V. An action describing when a woman hates on men, similar to masogyny, except that society doesn't have a word for when it's reversed. It's pronounced beina-o (say it real fast).
Maria: Go carry those boxes up to the attic and then mow the lawn you little bitch.
Bettina Noemi is a name only allowed for those pure at heart. Bettina Noemi is beautiful and full of grace, and with a Bettina Noemi by your side, you'll have guaranteed laughter for the rest of your life. You can talk to her about everything and she will never judge you for your poor life choices.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you so happy? Life is worthless and we are all gonna die
Guy 2: I don't care about that anymore, I just met Bettina Noemi