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When you meet her, stop and take a nice long look. She’s very captivating, don’t look into her eyes because you’ll definitely get stuck. She has the most gorgeous smile you can find. But her best feature is her personality, that’s what will get you. She’s a bit of everything and she can do just about anything. When you find yourself a betania, don’t be stupid and let her go. She likes to have walls up and she’s very defensive but if you can get to her, you can find one of the most beautiful souls out there. Trust me, you won’t find anyone like her.
Bro, Betania is fucking gorgeous!
Yes she is but her personality is the best part of her.
Betania by Mi burrito sabnerro November 20, 2023
A rare and powerful being known for their ability to function on two hours of beauty sleep, give life-changing advice, and summon snacks out of nowhere.

A walking encyclopedia of wisdom, sick burns, and the kind of deep insights that make you rethink your entire life.

Can instantly detect drama within a five-mile radius but will pretend they don’t care until you bring it up.
"I was spiraling, then Betania hit me with a truth bomb and a bag of chips. I'm fine now."

"Betania said ‘trust the process’ and suddenly my entire life made sense."
Betania by alexpo February 16, 2025

Thrifty Beatnik 

A Thrifty Beatnik is a term used to describe someone who strives to remain educated, affluent and fashionable on a minimal budget regardless of class, age or background.

It is also a term to describe those who reject consumerism and shop second hand for books, clothing and art rather than justifying newly made products by carbon offsetting.
Examples on Thrifty Beatnik

On Television: Examples include Milo Minderbinder in "Catch 22" and, to a lesser extent, Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld in "The Bottle Deposit".

In Literature: The writer Jack London is the epitomy of the term. From a working class family in San Francisco he worked 12 to 18 hours in menial and unskilled labour whilst never losing his enterprising spirit or intellectual enthusiasm for reading and writing.
Thrifty Beatnik by Rangelife5 August 30, 2009

political beatnik 

person, particularly a reporter, that feels the need to obsess on a political issue in a superficial way while other people are trying to accomplish an important task or series of task that is, at best, tangentially related to the political issue
Hey man, that's for you political beatniks to ponder. We're a football team, man. You're asking us about middle ground, you're asking us about right or left...We are a football group. That's what you guys don't understand. We don't care, largely professionally speaking. We have personal opinions, yes.