n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)
1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical
female behavior.
2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative
side-effects of the
female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat
yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.
There are
two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really
hard.