An alternative word for vagina. The unpopularity of this word makes it acceptable to talk about a woman's genitalia in public settings without offending anyone in ear-shot.

Setting: Grocery store
"Holy crap. My shammy is itchy!"

"Oh man, mine too! My shammy has been itchy all week!"

Setting: Bar
"I hope I get lucky tonight! I've been saving my shammy shave all week so it would be perfect tonight!"

shammy by DPOOKERS January 8, 2010

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shammy

McDonalds shamrock shake

Want to go get a shammy ?

shammy by tortilini May 8, 2018

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Shimmy Shammy

He pulled a "SHIMMY-SHAMMY" and "QUIT" CAMPAIGNING because China deal Joe knew the *FIX was IN PLACE!

Boy, what a shimmy shammy he just tried to pull over us, would you believe it? Oh, Mary Beth, sorry I forgot you don't know alot of things but a shimmy shammy is illicit activity claims although completely baseless

Shimmy Shammy by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

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The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

The Shammy Shits by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

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